twerkfred:

iggyzhong:

twerkfred:

psa

if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea

it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea

tea means dinner

we mean we are having dinner

ARE YOU SRS

YES

(Source: arlfed, via fortheloveofeverythingfandoms)

(Source: loki-11, via 221bcumberbatch)

lumos5001:

majorsarcasm19:

For a second I thought “Dean Winchester”
Now I’m thinking “Captain John Hamish Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fussilers” because hot fucking damn

honestly i was going hey look it’s Captian Amer- hOLY FUCKING DAMN MARTIN FREEMAN

lumos5001:

majorsarcasm19:

For a second I thought “Dean Winchester”

Now I’m thinking “Captain John Hamish Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fussilers” because hot fucking damn

honestly i was going hey look it’s Captian Amer- hOLY FUCKING DAMN MARTIN FREEMAN

(Source: notmydate, via 221bcumberbatch)

cumbermuffins:

thesociopathologist:

katemill99:

This should always be on my dash!

…can I just cry about how he keeps looking at her after he releases her? Because you’d think he would just walk away, whatever, emotions whatever. But NO. HE FUCKING STARES AT HER LIKE “I WILL RETURN FOR YOU, MY WOMAN, AND WE WILL FRICKLE FRACKLE. MY DING DANG DIDDLY DOO WILL BE IN YOUR ANGEL HAIR PASTA SOON BBY.”

ANGEL HAIR PASTA

(Source: mrs-zefron, via 221bcumberbatch)

cumbermums:

iamyourblooddealer:

… and now he has a scar on his forehead.

Bless his heart x

(via 221bcumberbatch)

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

(Source: toueinc, via 221bcumberbatch)